Why do I know literally almost 20 people within a five year radius of my age that are married?
Patrick (20) is a cynical, rather shitty individual whose occasional clever turn of a phrase belies what an absolute idiot he is. Nah, kidding - he is so Awesome it isn't even fair. He can be reached at via e-mail,
but only by hot chicks and people who want to give him their money.
Shawn is a professional asshole...but a witty one, so its okay.
